Thursday, May 19, 2011

What Were You Thinking?




Introducing a new feature here at Man Hub, questioning the actions of the rich and famous. When someone messes up, the writers at Man Hub are going to have some questions they want answered. So without further ado.....Arnold Schwarzenegger, What Were You Thinking?

Arnold is the ultimate man. First, he was a world class bodybuilder. Then he became an action movie star. Starring in movies such as The Terminator, Predator, Total Recall, True Lies, and in possibly the greatest acting perfomance of our generation, starring as Mr. Freeze in Batman and Robin. Then whatever, he became the governor of California. But let us forget all of that for a second, and just ask the question. Arnold, What Were You Thinking?

Here is a look at the woman Arnold had a love child with. Yikes! What makes it worse is that this wild animal was his maid! You are Arnold Schwarzenegger, your maid should be smoking hot. This would not be that big of a story if his maid looked like one of the million girls dressed in sexy maid costumes every Halloween. People would just be like, "Oh well, just another celebrity who can't keep his snake in it's cage." But now, it's like damn if Arnold would have sexy time with this woman, who the hell else is out there with little Terminators running around in the backyard.

Sure there are more important issues here, like the fact that he cheated on his wife thirteen years ago and had a child that nobody knew about. But you don't come to Man Hub for shit like that, so that's not what the focus is here. So Arnold, next time, either hire a better looking maid, or don't have sex with the disgusting one that you have. It's your choice.


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