Thursday, May 19, 2011
The Most Manly Movie Scene of All Time
There have been plenty of extremely manly movies scenes over the years. The 3some scene in Wild Things is quite possibly the hottest scene of any movie, but is it the manliest? Any time Clint Eastwood talks, he emanates man, but no single scene is more manly than the next. The scene that comes to my mind probably won't come to yours, as this movie was the 2nd lowest grossing film of 2008, but let me tell you, it is a classic. If you have watched MacGruber, well then bless you, I guarantee you had a great experience. If you haven't, I suggest you go to target, look in the "Movies under $5" section, and pop it in your DVD player ASAP, because there is nothing more manly than the movie scene listed above.
A little background: MacGruber is a former Navy Seal, Army Ranger, and Green Beret. He served 6 tours in Desert Storm, 4 in Bosnia, 3 in Angola, Somalia, Mozambique, Nicaragua, and Sierra Leone. He is the recipient of 16 purple hearts, 3 Congressional Medals of Honor, 7 Presidential Medals of Bravery, and was the starting tight end for the University of Texas El Paso. Impressive right?
Even more impressive is that he stole his best friend's (Dieter Von Cunth) fiance from him, married her, she died, and he started banging her best friend (see above). Spoiler alert: he ends up killing his now arch enemy Dieter Von Cunth, but the manliest move of all time can be seen in the video above. MacGruber had just been shot, and as Vicki (MacGruber's deceased wife's best friend) is tending to his wounds, she proclaims her love for MacGruber. As they are about to kiss, she whispers "I'm a virgin." At this point, MacGruber utters the single 3 most ballsy man words of all time..."Not for long." It really doesn't get much more manly than taking the virginity of your ex-wife's best friend.
So man up men, and try thinking of a manlier movie scene. I challenge you to prove this post wrong.