Guten Tag!
The Scientist vs. The Baller. E=MC2 vs. 7'0" MVP. The Man of the Century vs. The Man of the Hour. Yes, it's a classic Man-Off, a contest that Man Hub will hold on a "periodic" basis, to determine the manliest man of a certain genre. Today: it's the Germans. Now normally, the German's are best know for being loud, binge-drinking, racists, but here are 2 examples of the good that Germany can bring to the world.
I'm definitely taking Dirk as the winner of this Man-Off, mostly because I can't understand a single goddamn word that has ever come out of Einstein's German mouth. I mean Jesus Christ, the guy could be describing his own bowel movements, and he'd find a way to slip in gravitational pull, quantum theory, or luminiferous ether, all of which I have zero idea what they mean.
Okay, fine, on one hand, Dirk has gotten in bed with some pretty shady characters. But on the other hand, the dude just straight balls out. He is simply unguardable: dropping 48 points in playoff games and being the first European to do anything of significance in the NBA. World class athlete, world class man, and winner of the inaugural Man-Off.
Honorable Mention goes to David Hasselhoff. That guy slayed every chick on Baywatch, but his gay ass music career really brought him down a few manly notches. Sorry David
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