There are many perks to being a profession athlete. You have fame, you have fortune, and you get to play the game that you love for a living. There is also a 75% chance that you will eventually sleep with Kim Kardashian. Her newest man is New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries. The two have been dating now for a decent period of time, I think. Which brings me to the issue at hand. Does Kim Kardashian's sex tape bother him? And what kind of man does this make him?
Let's be honest, there is no way that Humphries has not seen Kim Kardashian and Ray-J bumping uglies for the video camera. Everyone with a penis and the internet has seen it. It has to bother him right? I mean obviously he chose to date her so it can't bother him too much, but opposing NBA players must bring the tape up to him on a daily basis. You think Joakim Noah isn't trying to get in his head from the minute the game starts? Humphries goes to the free throw line and hears, "So Kris, does Kim always keep her bra on during sex?" Airball. Humphries is guarding Noah in the paint, "So Kris, has Kim ever accidentally put her sex tape on when she was trying to show you a home video of Khloe in a meatball eating contest?" Dunk for Noah. Or just flat out, "Hey Kris, can I borrow some of your hand cream, I am going to use it when I watch your girlfriends sex tape tonight after the game." Bulls win, Noah goes for 20 and 15, while Humphries gets ejected for elbowing him in the head. It would be natural for this to get under Humphries' skin, but I don't really think that it does. That makes him a pretty manly man if you ask me.
Here are a couple of reasons why Kris probably doesn't care. Reason 1. Reason 2.
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